Friday, May 16, 2008

List

It’s downtime. Let me put it to good use by listing things I wish to do. Hopefully, at least five of these would come true before 2011. The trick might work again, who knows. So here I am releasing my control over things, acknowledging that I am nothing, but that I am something in my nothingness, because I’m letting The Force take charge!

My short-term wishlist, dear Lord:

Discover. sing with Sagada natives, live in caves with tagbanuas in Palawan, and / or hang out with T’boli folk in Lake Sebu (and look for that old T’boli woman I met in Grade six). And when I come back to the cultural irreverence of the city, I wish to write them letters.

Revitalize. perfect my prayer-walking, and my meditation.

Sharpen. Re-learn Spanish and French where there are native speakers. French Guiana? Senegal? Togo? Sure, I’d love to go. (I’m nearly fluent in Bisaya already, thanks to Chong Hua and Cebu Doctors and Siomai sa Tisa)

Indulge. Draw, and paint, and walk, and eat pork everyday in Bali.

Earn. Sell recycled whatever with Vietnamese friends in a town two hours away from Ho Chi Min.

Bow down. Go to Brazil and see Christ the King and go to Ciudad de Dieux.

Aspire. Study Masters in Community Development, Social/Intercultu Communications, or Dressmaking.

Warm up. Buy a sandwich maker. (It has to be on the list because I don’t want useless spending otherwise they’d be trash).

Magnify. Contribute something significant at work, something that would help make us reach more people, more communities.

Conquer. Be a licensed Muro Ami. Or ok, for safety, a licensed SCUBA diver.

Invest. Acquire property by the beach (so, property could be a coconut tree, a chip off a rockscape, a rest house).

Love. Treat my mom to lotsa travel and pilgrimages and books and sugar-free chocolate.

Catch up. Find a copy of “Bienvenue Chez le Ch’tis” and all the Just for Laughs and Pinoy Meets World episodes (especially those with comedian hosts), and Travel and Living’s No Reservations, My Greek Kitchen, and Nigella Feasts episodes I missed.

Nurture. Learn how to farm vegetables. Tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, turnips, sigarilyas, sitaw, bataw, patani.

Simplify.Learn to document travels, Saturday walks, and things without a camera, only with writing.

Develop. Find a way to suggest a plan, or make known my vision for my beloved Bacolod City—that is, if my fellow Bacoleños agree with it, too.

Broaden. Search for hole-in-the-walls. Eating places, shops and such. I found the Solidaridad bookshop in Ermita. I found a Halal cafeteria by the Mosque in Quiapo.

Try. Okay, please afford me a little luxury from time to time, but strike lightning upon me if it already gets scandalous: Feast on a buffet of international cuisine at Sofitel’s Spiral. Or on chocolate buffet at the Shangri-La. Of course, not alone, but with my Mom, a brother, a sister-in-law, a niece, a cousin, or a Bacolod friend.

Befriend. Can I be an Erasmus student of communications or sociology?? Pretty pleeeaaase?
Please, whatever is meant for me at the right time, bring it on! My deepest, deepest Thank You.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Chinese foot spa

Do you fancy trying the Chinese foot spa?


In most of Manila’s little beauty parlors (it has an overabundance of them, even the barangays deemed most in need of rice has at least three), the Chinese foot spa is one of the newest offerings heavily advertised on their shop windows. Swedish hot baths, Thai massages and French manicures are classic hits in the parlor scene; thinking that anything foreign defining a service is always going to pick up good, gay parlor owners have introduced the Chinese foot spa.


I don’t know what makes the Chinese foot spa different, and I don’t intend to try. To me, the “Chinese” in the foot spa makes it a little bit icky, even scary. Will they rub my feet with salt and tausi sauce? Will they crush star anise against my soles and soak them in Lee Kum Kee? Horrors, will they further kill the skin that make up my bullions and corns with formalin? Or worse, will they bind my size-ten feet in metal?


Pandolino committed the same mistake. To name its packed pieces of sweet bread, Pandolino just changed the first letter of a school-shoe brand and plastered the new, inventive mark on its food product. Do many buy Pandolino? Certainly not, because even when customers haven’t tried these yet they are sure that the breads would taste like boots.




Friday, April 25, 2008

How to Spot Pinoys in International Airports

I believe nothing can be more interesting than taking the flight back home to Manila. It’s not so hard to identify a Filipino among passengers weaving through Zaventem, Schipol, Heathrow or any other airport abroad. If a Pinoy sees somebody who looks Southeast Asian, he’d flash the latter a smile. If the latter smiles back, the Pinoy would ask, “Pare, saan ka?” Pinoys always find home in other Pinoys.

At the terminals assigned to flights bound to Paris, London, Brussels, Frankfurt, etc., it was usually quiet. Waiting passengers usually read, e-mailed on their mobile phones or laptops, or just sat still. When I reached the terminal for the flight bound to Manila, I felt that there was only sun and dust outside and no snow. Was I home already? (click on link to my travel blog to read more)

http://hapit-trip.blogspot.com/

Camote and the Rice Crisis

I bring packed lunch of sandwiches to work but with the rice crisis, I decided to put the wheat bread on hold. I may not be a heavy rice eater but I’m trying to include rice in all my meals now. At least, when the time comes that rice will already be boxed like breakfast cereals, and no longer a staple but a luxury, I can say, it’s okay, I’m past my rice phase. Marami na akong kinaing (nakaing?) bigas.

Boxed Rice like Kellogs
But really, should boxed rice happen, even the soggiest rice gruel could be at the mercy of a Michelin-rated chef and fed only to the richest of foodies. During this time, while the rich nibble the grains out of the rice husks (milling would also be very expensive), what then would our—the common tao’s—staple be?

Camote on Kalalaw?!!!
It would be very sad to stock the kitchen with camote. The kalalaw would have no use anymore but as a tray for more camote. I’m not quite ready yet to eat camote three times a day. Beyond starch, it doesn’t have a wee bit of a resemblance with rice! Not in its shape, size, taste, color, texture, or personality. Rice can be valenciana, paella, pilaf, morisquetta, risotto, jambalaya, yang chao. Even burnt rice tastes good. But camote? The best that camote can be is boiled and then buttered! Not even the camote cue is fun enough to eat. Street food vendors are just too kind, sympathetic and innovative to slice up the sugared bulky root crop julienne so that they’d look daintier, sweeter, more inviting. But please, camote is nothing more but something you go home to for planting when you don’t make any sense!

the world-class piaya is home

Walking around masa Manila, I have never found sugar-coated peanuts anywhere. I asked friends if these are available and peddled in the streets here, too. As far as I have asked, no one has seen anything like these. So only Bacolod has sugar-coated peanuts?

Oh how can I forget? Everything in Bacolod has sugar. Even the chicken inasal has at least a spoonful. =)

Five slurps better
But the best thing that has happened in Bacolod street food is piaya made on the spot along La Salle Avenue. It was clever of this Manong to reintroduce the piaya as a habit after classes, a culture on its own, and not just as ready pasalubong a Bacoleño mindlessly grabs off the shelves. Manong’s piayas too, taste five slurps better than those packed. They are always worth the wait.


The wait, even, is an experience on its own, as it shows you how this Bacoleño delicacy is made: Manong molds the dough mixture into small thick round mounds the size of the Eng Bee Tin hopia. On top of each mound he plops a generous scoop of haleyang ube (candied purple yam paste—churvah!). Then Manong gathers the edges together to enclose the ube, and he’d knead it into a flat disc which he would steam with a little oil.

crepes+pita+creme brulee
The result is a hot treat that marries worlds of mouth-watering epicurean elements. The piaya is thin and round like crepes; it is white and slightly charred light brown on the edges like pita; on its surface are irregular eruptions of craters as in the crème brulee; and biting into a piece, it is flaky and light as croissants. The ube filling, then, is the sweet, slightly chunky paste that drives you back home to sugarcane fields and sing-song tête-à-têtes.

Before, the piaya wasn’t something we, Bacoleños snacked on as much as we sent it to Manila and elsewhere. Thanks to Manong along La Salle Avenue, the piaya is home once more.

the maynila street food philosophy

Fry anything, everybody’s eating it. This is the philosophy behind street food that has been successful since post World War Manila. If they don’t, they perish and evaporate into merely just a memory. Sadly, the tongue has no initiative to recall flavors unaided.

Balut is said to be the King of Pinoy street food. But if you look around, a lot of streets have other snackables enthroned and not the balut. Penoy is arguably the new King of Pinoy street food. It has transformed from being a poor, bland second to an orange ball of deep-fried goodness called “Kwek-kwek.”

Following the success of the Penoy’s new image, every forgettable thing has been dressed and dunked in batter, and deep-fried. Quail’s eggs which used to be packed in tubes of ice candy wrappers are now shelled and made into baby kwek-kweks.

Grilled isaw is passé as these skewered chicken intestines are now also coated in batter and browned in vats of hot, frying oil. Classic pulutan favorites like chicken skin and calamares, too, have invaded the realm outside bars and beer places, this time, cheaper to survive the street food cartel. They are served in plastic cups with vinegar.

There is character in street food that dot pedestrian Manila despite the hazards that deep-frying poses to health. But oh well, who says you’re eating it everyday? If you want these street food to stay, have them fried and they’ll sell like hotcak--no--kwek kweks.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

one day in the office at five o' clock, i was planning to finish required reading so i would have lesser to work on the next day.

my boss said, "are you sure you're bringing work at home?"

caught between making an impression as a new employee and risking misinterpretation if i would answer in the negative, i said, "uhhhh..."

discouraging me, my boss then went on telling about her friend. once at their office, the boss of this friend asked to finish her work at home, to which came the friend's winning rebuttal:

"Do you expect me to bring my laundry here?"